Politicians
Politicians only understand two things: what you can do for them, and what you can do to them.
But It Will Be Good For The Economy
Don't be surprised when your tax refund arrives as store credit toward the purchase of Ivanka's Spring line of fashions.
Election Night Drinking Game
How many olives will it take to fill a classic Martini glass?
And Finally Today, In Election News From Florida...
This just in...
Smoking Guns Galore!
I'm not advocating for WikiLeaks, or for a political party. I'm just astounded at how much we're all learning (if we didn't already know) about how the political sausage is really made.
Marshawn Lynch Critiques The Second Debate
I think CNN would do well to hire the ex-Seahawks running back for occasional commentary on politics.
FUBAR
Today's word is FUBAR.
Definition: Fucked up beyond all recognition.
As in "This election cycle is FUBAR".
Debate #1
Two screens tonight. Monday Night Football with sound, and the Debate screen muted, with closed-captioning deployed to shut out the jackal noise of the studio audience. #Debates2016
Electile Dysfunction
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year. If the condition lasts more than six weeks, you're screwed.
Also the title of a new book by Alan Dershowitz, which I have no interest in reading. I just like the title.
Jagger/Richards 2016
...but if you try, sometimes, you get what you need.
Caption Contest: Take Your Best Shot
The relationship between candidates and babies on the campaign trail has always been fraught with pitfalls, as this photo so wonderfully demonstrates. What should the caption be?
2016 General Election: A Third Way
I can't wait for the Convention to begin!
Democrat Convention: Final Edition
I consume news and information electronically now, instead of reading print. But it's on the rare morning like this that dead-tree media really shine.
Democrat Fight Song
Pretty slick, if I must say so myself.
If You Like Teflon, You'll Love Clinton!
Nothing sticks to a Clinton.
It Really Does Take One To Know One
"The Clintons have turned the politics of personal enrichment into an art form," he said. "They've made hundreds of millions of dollars selling access and selling favors."
